Warning: For all my friends who are extremely religious and without a sense of humor please don't read further as this is meant to be funny not offensive.
A friend recently said I would find fault in any guy I date even Jesus. So this is what a date would be like between Jesus and myself.
Ugh! Jesus who wants to date a guy with a god complex. Could you just see that date?
Me: My father is a teacher, what does your dad do.
Jesus: Well my father created this world in 6 day and he created you, this table, this food, everything. He is all knowing and all seeing. You should worship me because of that. You should hear how he got my mother pregnant. When you break that bread you should think of me and all I have sacrificed for you. Would you like me to turn that water into wine? I can do that for you.
Me: Yeah, I can change my own water into wine. The 12 guys milling around behind you is a little disturbing, do they go everywhere with you? Also you have food in your beard that looks like it's been there a couple days.
Jesus: Speaking of disciples I thing Judas is covering the check as he just got paid today with some pieces of silver.
Me: Oh Lord!
Jesus: You know my dad?
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